Homestuck...thing-a-mabober

lol yup, just saw this now on 's journal. I was just like, 'XD I'm so doing this now!' and...yup. So here goes!

KARKAT VANTAS (♋)
[ ] Cancer is your zodiac sign.
[ ] You hate the color red.
[ ] You love RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE ROMANTIC MOVIES AND ROMCOMS.
[ ] You like to program computers.
[ ] You fail at it.
[ ] YOU LIKE TO TYPE IN CAPS.
[ ] You don’t put up with anyone's bullshit.
[ ] You love to argue and support your arguments with empty logic.
[ ] You never smile. ( :d when am I not smiling?)
[ ] You get aggravated easily.
[ ] You act like an asshole but deep down you care for your friends.
[ ] You have problems with relationships.
TOTAL: 0 (wow)

VRISKA SERKET (♏)
[x] Scorpio is your zodiac sign. ( :/ I get so confused whenever I look at horoscopes or whatever because I think the period of Scorpio ends on my birthday and then the period of Sagittarius begins on my birthday...so...um, I pretty much use both interchangeably )
[ ] Dark blue is your fave color.
[x] You love to role play. ( A little)
[ ] You like spiders.
[ ] You like end of the world scenarios such as the zombie apocalypse, fall out invasion etc.
[x] Magic 8 balls are cool. ( >:d Unfortunately I don't own any.)
[ ] You are very manipulative.
[ ] You are a huge bitch.
[x] You easily get bored.
[ ] You blame your problems on other things, such as “bad luck”.
[ ] You have an addiction to breaking things.
[ ] You never clean up after yourself.
TOTAL: 4

TAVROS NITRAM (♉)
[ ] Taurus is your zodiac sign.
[ ] Your fave color is orange and/or brown.
[x] You love FAIRY TALES AND FANTASY STORIES.
[ ] You love card and role playing games.
[x] You believe in FAIRIES, even though they AREN’T REAL. ( LIES )
[ ] You are too sensitive.
[x] You never really “hate” anybody.
[ ] You like to commune with wildlife.
[x] You have a friendly attitude.
[ ] You are pretty good at poetry.
[ ] You LARP.
[ ] You sometimes stutter when you talk.
TOTAL: 4

TEREZI PYROPE (♎)
[ ] Libra is your zodiac sign.
[ ] Your fave color is red and/or teal.
[ ] You are more interested in taste and smell then sight.
[x] You love dragons.
[ ] You lov3 to sp34k 1n l33t h3h3h3.
[x] You love plushies.
[x] You love to role play. (Like I said, a little bit.)
[ ] You are a sociopath.
[ ] You are almost always grinning. (I don't really grin. Just smile.)
[ ] You take interest in law and justice.
[x] You like to draw.
[ ] You can be really flirty sometimes.
TOTAL: 4

KANAYA MARYAM (♍)
[ ] Virgo is your zodiac sign.
[ ] Your fave color is jade.
[ ] You love fashion.
[x] You love LIVELY COLORFUL PATTERNS.
[ ] You love to sew.
[ ] You love literature.
[ ] You have no problem getting into fights.
[x] Chainsaws are awesome. (Pretty much no denying that.)
[ ] You like make up. (Bleh.)
[x] You are a pretty creative person when it comes down to it.
[ ] You like the taste of blood.
[ ] Getting revenge is always high on your list.
TOTAL: 3

ARADIA MEGIDO (♈)
[ ] Aries is your zodiac sign.
[ ] Maroon is your fave color.
[ ] You inadvertently make frog noises.
[ ] 0_0 is your fave emote.
[ ] You like ARCHEOLOGY.
[ ] You like to destroy things out of boredom.
[ ] You can hear voices that no one else can hear.
[ ] You used to role play.
[ ] You are obsessed with temporal inevitability.
[ ] You are a very violent and confrontational person.
[ ] You’re sometimes spooky in appearance.
[ ] You love talking about depressing things.
TOTAL: 0 (0_0)

EQUIUS ZAHHAK (♐)
[x] Sagittarius is your zodiac sign.
[ ] Your fave color is royal blue.
[ ] You have a widow’s peak.
[ ] You sweat a lot.
[x] You love being strong. ( Er, at least I like to think I am.)
[ ] You SUCK AT ARCHERY. (never tried but I probably would suck)
[ ] You have a great appreciation for THE FINE ARTS.
[ ] Practically everything MAKES YOU FURIOUS.
[ ] You have so much rage, it can only be expressed through STAGGERING QUANTITIES OF PHYSICAL VIOLENCE. ( I can express rage in other ways. )
[x] You like to build things.
[ ] You have some pretty strange fetishes.
[ ] You love playing high stakes games.
TOTAL: 3

NEPETA LEIJON (♌)
[ ] Leo is your zodiac sign.
[x] Your fave color is green.
[ ] You love cats.
[ ] :3 is your fave emote.
[ ] You are into furries.
[x] You love to draw.
[ ] You have a heightened sense of smell.
[ ] You are freaking obsessed with friendly role-playing.
[ ] You have a naive view of everything.
[x] You love “OTP” (one true paring). (YES)
[ ] You are just too cute. (-.- sometimes people say I am but I'd feel conceited if I checked off this box)
[x] And very playful.
TOTAL: 4

SOLLUX CAPTOR (♊)
[ ] Gemini is your zodiac sign.
[ ] Your fave color is yellow.
[x] You speak with a bit of a lisp. (Only every now and then and whenever I wear my retainer.)
[ ] You are totally sick hacker.
[ ] You have bi polar mood swings.
[ ] You are pretty introverted.
[ ] You beat yourself up over little things.
[ ] You like to keep everything mismatched such as your clothing.
[x] You think you are not good enough.
[x You rather be technical than use brute force.
[ ] You think you have voices in your head, but it really is just your paranoia.
[ ] Your best friend is a dick. ( I hate everyone, remember. )
TOTAL: 3

FEFERI PEIXES (♓)
[ ] Pisces is your zodiac sign.
[ ] Your fave color is magenta.
[ ] You love wearing colorful clothing.
[X] You love to swim.
[x] You get really excited easily.
[ ] You are very, very perky and energetic.
[ ] You are optimistic and fearless.
[x] You are stronger then you look. (Not by very much XP)
[x] You love looking after animals.
[x] You are very modest.
[x] You have a pretty good tolerance when it comes to annoying things.
[x] You have a slightly rude and insulting side (but you hide it well).
TOTAL: 7

ERIDAN AMPORA (♒)
[ ] Aquarius is your zodiac sign.
[ ] Your fave color is purple.
[ ] You dress flamboyantly.
[ ] You have an affection for tales of historical leaders, conquerors, and military history.
[ ] You have a massive ego.
[x] You love magic and wizards.
[ ] You have a genocide complex.
[ ] You swear like a sailor.
[ ] You try to make friends with everybody regardless of their opinion of you.
[x] You get jealous a lot.
[ ] You are romantically lost.
[ ] You are kind of a tool.
TOTAL: 2

GAMZEE MAKARA (♑)
[ ] Capricorn is your zodiac sign.
[ ] Your fave color is indigo.
[ ] You like clowns.
[x] You like sweet things.
[x] You like to bake.
[ ] You are pretty laid back.
[ ] You don't like knowing the technology or science behind things.
[ ] You are impulsive and/or unpredictable.
[ ] You are silly and eccentric.
[ ] You like insane clown posse.
[ ] You cuss a lot.
[ ] You are a stoner.
TOTAL: 2

=.= Wow. What is this? XD I'm most like Feferi (Pisces)! My actual two signs are pretty much average though